Scott Speaks

Got to Dallas last night around 9:45. Flight was quick and easy (like your mom). Not the most comfortable in the world though. I was in the middle. The dude next to me took up 1.3 seats. The tiny lady next to me didn’t, but sat with he legs crossed the whole flight, jamming her knee into my leg. How I slept though being crushed in a vice, I’ll never know.

Our rep from Williamson Printing picked me up in, if course, a large SUV. They love their big cars in Texas, man. Nice guy…looks like he’s 20 and sounds just like Matthew McConaghy (or however you spell that. Goes to Texas games, loves to take his shirt off…that guy). I got a crash course on Dallas. I totally recognized the skyline, I assume from
Monday Night Football. Seems like a happenin place, hopefully I’ll get to walk around a bit.

We pull up to the hotel, and I knew these guys weren’t messin around. An Oasis with a pool. Totally revamped architecture. A bar and restaurant that is obviously a hotspot for cougars. This is a classy joint. The lobby looked like the inside of a nightclub, with dim lighting and mellow trance music thumping through the speakers. I got my keys, all expenses paid for, and got to the elevator. I’m on the 4th floor…the only floor requiring a key to access.

I got to my room and was pretty excited. It was nice. Huge comfy bed. Flatscreen TV with HD cable. Modern decorations and fixtures, including lamps in the bathroom made of naked women. Fully stocked mini bar with room in the fridge for your own booze. Free wireless Internet access. This is definitely a nice place to spend the week. I even walked in to. Texas gift bag from Williamson, stocked with chips and salsa, chili-lime peanuts, and hot tamales in a Texas shaped container. Which was awesome, cause I was starving.

I’m throwing in some pics from my phone. They don’t do it justice, bit you get the idea. If you’re in Dallas, I definitely recommend Hotel Za Za.

I leave for the printer in a few minutes. More blogs to come…