Scott Speaks

Here’s the thing about salsa dancing: I’m a goddam pro.
I should be teaching this stuff.
The teacher was so impressed, she was all “you know what…you should just lead the class.”
“I don’t know, coach…do you really think I’m ready?”
“I believe in you, son. Now get in there and give me the best you’ve got.”
And as you [...]

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Question: Is it cool for a dude like me to want to wear a yarmulka at a Jewish wedding?
Answer: Not only is it cool, but they hand them out at the door to every piece of riff-raff with a penis.
Yes, it was the Jewish wedding event of the century…and by that I mean I think [...]

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Like a 13-year-old boy noticing breasts for the first time…once I discovered how great coffee shops were, I was hooked and wanted to be in them all the time.
I get emotionally attached to coffee shops too. It all started with the Coffee Bean in Flagstaff, Arizona. A favorite of students and locals alike, it was [...]

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I had been expecting it to happen. Pretty much every time I came home. Especially since I started leaving for Denver every weekend.
Today, when I came home early for once from a weekend Denver adventure, I found him at the bottom of the bowl. He had been hanging at the bottom of his bowl this [...]

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Bar games are a religion round these parts. We don’t fight, we don’t talk shit…we take it to the Bubble Hockey table. Or the foosball court. Or Ms. Pac-man. All of us are way too ADD to just sit at a bar and drink, we need entertainment.
It’s a general consensus that shuffleboard is the current [...]

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I’ve spent the last 2 weeks talking to myself in a hotel room. I gotta admit, I guess I will actually miss living with Becky.
*sniff sniff*
Other than that, I got a sweet deal on a Breckenridge hoodie today. Hoodies make me happy.
‘Tis all.

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